Reasons Why It's Good to Be a Man!

So I thought this was pretty funny when I read it. This is for all those folks with a good sense of humor. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. (ewwww dont know about this one) Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never drive to another gas station 'cause this one's just too 'yucky'. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. Your pals are trusted to never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she remains your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me." You don't mooch off others' desserts. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.