Monday, December 15, 2008
Godly Heritage
I am 5th generation Pentecost. Back in 1911, my Grandpa Mike received the Holy Ghost in Oklahoma. Shortly after, he started evangelizing. Starting churches in several states, (including California), and later on pastoring, he died in 1962 when he suffered a heart attack while preaching in Riverbank. What a heritage I'm thankful for.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Ways to Annoy People
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information on scientific papers and 'cc' them to your boss.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
- Disassemble your pen and 'accidently' flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a 'croaking' noise.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route whole streets.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
- When nearly done, announce, "No wait, I messed it up" and repeat.
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making a presentation, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
- Mutter something about 'psychological profiles'.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
LIFT Youth Conference
This past weekend was LIFT Youth Conference 08'. The speaker this year was Bro. Greg Godwin and it was an incredible time. Young people pouring their hearts out and getting excited to go take on their world. Will try to post more later!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Celebrate the Season Concert
Sunday night was an incredible time. With a full house of visitors and guests, it was a fun and exciting evening.
It started out with praise and worship and immediately after, the choir began to sing. After the choir, "Thrice Confirmed" sang and I followed. Up next was "Hands of Anointing" who did an incredible job at "Jesus Born on this Day" and "Carol of the Bells". I have to say they did incredible. I would look strange if I tried to do that hand stuff. I can barely focus on keeping the hands on the wheel while I'm driving. (It's really hard when you have a cheesburger and a starbucks in your hands)
Up next was the hilarious "Crunch and Munch". They had everybody in the building laughing like crazy that night. If anybody has ever seen "Bunch and Breeze" you will know what I am talking about.
After them was Luis Lenzi on saxophone. If you know Luis, you would know he is extremely talented on just about every instrument and not just sax. To the point of playing at Ray Charles funeral several years back when he passed on. That same night doing sound for Stevie Wonder.
It was time for Karen Harding. All the way from Nashville, what can I say? So much talent, so much anointing. After she was done, almost everybody was in the alters seeking God. After awhile she took it back over and it turned into a shoutn' service. Incredible, anointed job.
What an awesome night and I know I havent put into words what it was really like but I will post some pics so you can see kind of what happened.
Special thanks to everybody who made this night a complete success!
Church before concert not decorated yet
"Thrice Confirmed" singing a jazzy rendition of "Jingle Bells"
"Hands of Annointing"
The hilarious "Crunch and Munch"
Saxophone master Luis Lenzi on "Oh Holy Night"
Karen on "It's the Most Wonderful Time"
Alter Call
Luis chilling at the house afterwords
Karen and Mom
Christy and Kris, Karens sister and nephew
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